Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
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