Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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