My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.�
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
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