the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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