Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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