these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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