What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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