I don't think brook has ever known best
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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