Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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