You don't have asthma, your pregnant
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
