I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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