my text book just quoted the cookie monster
She just used a chaser for red wine.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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