So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
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