their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
No...this little piggys going to the bar
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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