Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
Randomize
