: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Randomize
