$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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