Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
