Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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