He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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