I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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