Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
BRING THE BAGELS
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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