I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
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