Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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