My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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