If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
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