She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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