I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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