p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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