I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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