This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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