is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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