It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Randomize
