Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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