he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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