im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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