I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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