playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
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