With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
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