i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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