Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
