your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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