it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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