just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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