Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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