What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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