she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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