Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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