i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
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