we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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